‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
- *Pollen accidentally enters body*
- Immune system: What the hell is that?
- Pollen: Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-
- Immune system: OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
- Pollen: What?!? No! We just got lo-
- Immune system: OPEN THE FLOODGATES
- Pollen: The what?
- Mucus membranes: Sir. All the floodgates?
- Immune system: ALL OF THEM.
- Pollen: Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-
- [Dramatic music]
- Me: *Sneezes*
Friday is brought to you by Ryan Gosling not eating his cereal.
via deerhoof:jensensations:
Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)
GOD
i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much:
I’m not even gonna blank out these peoples names because I’m so disgusted by their comments.
’ if you cut yourself your a freak and don’t deserve to live.’
people are so fucking awful like think about the amount of courage she had to do this and then people react like this, imaging how she felt after she read all that idk i’m so mad right now
really liking someone kinda sucks because you’re either really happy or really sad
(Source: coagulates)
